THE PILOT (Willi Willer / Têtes à Claques) with script Posté le 6 mars 2011 de Toni G. Cours d’anglais aéronautique sur FCL ANGLAIS Transcript: Mayday! Mayday! This is Flight DC-one-thirty-two requesting emergency landing « priorité ». DC-one-three-two what is your emergency? My onboard agent informs me there is a suspicious passenger on board. Suspicious? In what way? He has a nail file. A nail file? Yes, and he is filing his nails on my plane! I do not see the problem. You know it is against the rules! Yes, well I would not worry about it. I wouldn’t worry about it… What if he gouges my eyes out with that file? Who will fly the plane then, eh? I could fly the plane, Captain. SHUT YOUR FACE, Henri! Captain, please, try to stay calm! No, no, no, no, no… I will not stay calm. OK? Because the passenger also has a canette of grape juice! So, he likes grape juice… « So, he likes grape juice… » How do you know it is just grape juice, eh? Maybe there is an atomic bomb in that little canette. Then, what, huh? KA-BOOM! Look, DC132, I cannot authorize an emergency landing for a passenger filing his nails, and drinking a can of grape juice. Hey! Tower boy! Do-do you watch CNN, sometimes? Yes. Then wake up and smell the jet fuel, huh, huh? OK! You know, you may be right Captain. We should not take any chances. I am sending two F-18s to shoot you down. Thank you for your vigilance, Sir. We will never forget your sacrifice – Over. Huh, hello? Hello, tower? Come in, come in, tower? Well done, « Capitaine »! Smooth… Tower? This is flight DC132. Hello? Hello?